- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

the power to misspell

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to lick your balls.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

the power to time travel to the present

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

Pointless Super Powers