The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to digest corn.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to look at Sun.

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!