- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to make money disappear.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to digest corn.

The power to be alone

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to break bones at will.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

open up pickles glass

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to lower your own ego.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

Pointless Super Powers