Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to be an idiot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!