- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

power to permanently shrink one eye.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

The power to find the droid you're looking for.

cry acid tears

Pointless Super Powers