- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to be normal and average

the ability to solve paradoxes

The ability to like this post

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to shrink boobs

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to be Chuck Norris

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to make money disappear.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to digest corn.

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

Pointless Super Powers