The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to smell whore

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!