The power to die on command.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to smell whore

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!