- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

open up pickles glass

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to be an idiot.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to look at Sun.

anything Aquaman does

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to speak using their mouth

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

the power to poop dogs without fur.

Pointless Super Powers