- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

The power to smell WiFi Signals

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to shrink boobs

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to be Chuck Norris

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to make money disappear.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

the power to jump like a black guy.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to digest corn.

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The power to eat three times a day.

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

Pointless Super Powers