The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to digest corn.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!