- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to break bones at will.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to obey gravity

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to speak using their mouth

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to look at Sun.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to wish you had a power

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

Pointless Super Powers