The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to wish you had a power

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!