The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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The power to rot food at will.

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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The power to write on this website

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the power to attract bullets.

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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The power to STFU!

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The power to taste the food you deficate

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the power to smell like feet

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The power to shape-shift but only into an Alpaca

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

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The Ability to "Tighten up"

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Super taste, while living in Mexico.

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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the ability to think you can fly

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The power to piss lemon juice

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ability to find good woman drivers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!