The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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the power to sit

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!