The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the power to smell like ham

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to jump face first

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The power to not see anything

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the power to die on the spot

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!