- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

the power to defecate while standing up...

the power to create a meme

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

the power to turn into a tree

The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

the power to sit

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

Pointless Super Powers