- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to climb up fallen trees

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The ability to be heard in space

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

the power to smell like ham

Pointless Super Powers