- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The power to shit without squinting.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to rotten food.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to digest corn.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

the power to jump like a black guy.

the power to get married

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to extend your pinky toe

Pointless Super Powers