- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The ability to get shot, for real.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to keep up with the kardashians

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

the power to see everyone as a tree

power to permanently shrink one eye.

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

Pointless Super Powers