The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to speak using their mouth

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!