The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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the power to create a meme

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!