The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to become powerless

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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blindness

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!