- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn wine into water.

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to pee while standing up

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to smell whore

The power to shit without squinting.

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to quote memes randomly

the power to fart at the worst moments

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to make money disappear.

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

Pointless Super Powers