the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to smell whore

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to make money disappear.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to be alone

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!