- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

the power to fire my lazer

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

The power to shape-shift only into a human

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

The ability to pass out at will.

Pointless Super Powers