- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to fly while masturbating.

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to pee any color

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to control paprika with your mind

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to not have any power at all

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

the power to become translucent

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

Pointless Super Powers