The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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the power to run in slow motion

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to control yourself

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!