The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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the power to fire my lazer

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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the power to run in slow motion

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!