the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to control yourself

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!