- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

the power to walk on land.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to die

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to see through glass

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

the power to create a meme

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to journey into the future of the past.

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

Pointless Super Powers