- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to become a laptop forever!

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

The ability to like this post

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

The power to pee any color

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to kill someone with a knife

the power to become demented

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

Pointless Super Powers