the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to not have any power at all

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the power to see stuff

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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yo mama

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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the power to enter a coma.

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the power to become translucent

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to be powerless

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to not have a superpower

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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the power to get sick

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!