the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The ability to like this post

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!