The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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To be able to summon old people

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The ability to like this post

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to pee any color

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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the power to become demented

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!