- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

the power to be forever alone

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

the power to become demented

the ability to blow yourself

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The power to control paprika with your mind

ability to run very fast forever

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

the power to control nothing

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!