The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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the power to morph into yourself

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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ability to run very fast forever

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the power to control nothing

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the power to see stuff

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!