the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!