- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fart at the worst moments

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

the power to see stuff

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

Liam Brudenell

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power of women's rights.

The power to be powerless

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to burn the sun.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

BULLET ATTRACTION.

Pointless Super Powers