The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to speak to toasters

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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the power to run in slow motion

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the power to spell words wrong

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!