- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to die

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The ability to spit mouthwash

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

make youself dumb

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

Pointless Super Powers