The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to die

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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make youself dumb

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!