- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

the power to become demented

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

The power to smell any point in time

The power to smell people's moods

The power of learning

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power to transform into a homeless person.

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

Liam Brudenell

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power to make everything worse

The power of women's rights.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

Pointless Super Powers