Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to burn the sun.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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the power to get sick

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to see through glass walls.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!