- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to have no power at all

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to not have a superpower

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power to die

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

the power to turn food into shit

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to poo.

The ability to spit mouthwash

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power to state the obvious at will.

Pointless Super Powers