The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to create another human

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Aweonao

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!