The power to not have a superpower

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to poo.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!