The power to burn the sun.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!