The power to cum out of your finger tips

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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the power to see stuff

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power of love

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to die at will

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power of women's rights.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!