- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to have a unique fart smell

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The ability to spit mouthwash

the power to time travel to the present

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power of becoming an apple tree

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

Pointless Super Powers