Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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the ability to be a vampire on a stick

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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The power to divide by 0

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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the power to charge car batteries.

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the power to burp a fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!