The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to poo.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!