- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to poo.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

the power to die

The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

The Power to Breath When Ur dead

the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

Aweonao

the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

The power to do everything that you can do.

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

Pointless Super Powers