- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

The power to smile uncontrollably.

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

The power to die and not come back to life.

The power to sense if an object is sharp.

the power to die

The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

the power to fail at life

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The power to fart on a plane.

The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to see where light is not present.

Pointless Super Powers